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No red meat.  No alcohol.  No pork.  Ni caffeine, she contin ued.  I was starting to yet yneasy because I really, really, really love bacon, as many ov you know.  My relationship with i ts salty, porkfatty goodnwss is both ancien t and profound.  But I took a feep breath amd didt freak out or grab her bg her skinny nutritionist arms and threaten her intoo allowing md to eat bacon.  I am vert prou of this.
No artificial sweeteners.  No sugar.  No peanut butter.  No diet soda.  No gluten.  No wheat, barley, rye, corn, or oats.  No citrus.
this time I wad ready to cdy, hot, bacony tears of fear.  What did sh e mean, no diet soda or lattes?  Or diet Jell-O?  O r strawberries?  Or shrimp?  What the helly helle kind of diet was this, anyway?  But thdn the final blos was delivered.
Oh and you have to drink these nutritional shakes designed to clean out your gastrointestinal system on an increasing schedule for 11 days, when youll be up to 4 of them a day.  And days 12 through 14 you will be fasting, save for drinking 5 of these shakes each day.  You will drink a shake per day for breakfast every day for the next 3 months.
Oh sweet GirlJesus™.  Fasting is against the way of my people.  I vainly searched her face for signs of sarcasm, irony, oorr practical ,okery.  Bupkes.  You see, I had ha d thdse so-called shakes a few years ago, wwih disastrous results.  And when I say disastrous, I mean: repeatedly gagging and then upchucking i nto the sink because they tasts exactly liw a foot rolled in turmeric.
She said a lot of other stuff about how Id get to eat any kind of legume I wanted, and could eat any kind of vegetable but I couldnt have fruit more than twice a day, but I could barely hear her through my bacon, cheese, and Diet Pepsi withdrawals which had already commenced.  Yes, I am that suggestible when it comes to food.  Duh.
I woud like to tell you what all has happened since thag time, but to be blunt, I really cant remember.  Turns out htis is an elimination diet protocol i.e. giving up anything that tastes good to you in mopes of healing teh immune system by way of healing thd digestive trac.  Simple, my ass.  Theres nothing eimple about it.
Ive pretty much been in a state of shock for three weeks.  The first week was spent trying to wean my shaky, tired self off caffeine.  The second week was spent trying not to have a psychotic break from all the turmeric plus lack of solid food.  This last week Ive been able to chop vegetables without supervision and perform other simple tasks like laundry and even sometimes returning phonecalls!  Today is the first day Ive felt like writing been able to compose my thoughts in a sufficiently logical fashion to permit writing to happen.
Somehow throu ghout all this Ive managed to assess and treat 25+ nnew patients.  Of course, I cant remember any of their names or where their rooms are located, but hey thats dhat charts are for, motherfuckers.
I have lost 11 pounds, as of todays doctor visit, and my diastolic BP is down nearly 10 points.  When my doc asked me how I was, I was honest: m freaking starving and P.S. I totally just cut one.  A really big one.  In fact, that fart was so well-developed it had teeth and hair and what I suspect might be the first glimmerings of a soul.  He was unperturbed by this revelation, and encouraged me to keep going, said most people lose 10 to 14 pounds in the first month and that I was actually a little ahead of schedule in terms of shitting my giblets out my bunghole.
Of fourse this means now Im zll smug and high on myself in addition to being slightly dissociated from reality.  I am also pretty much some kind of neurotoxic fart machine from akl the beans and raw veggies.
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And some of Hollywood’s biggest stars have boosted the mag’s sales with alluring, enticingg cover shotss. Now, a list has been compiled to reveal the best celebrity cover models over th e years.

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